Comic book-inspired movies have recently become a huge trend. Especially movies with a big budget like the Avengers series, X-Men series, independent movies on each Marvel or DC characters and even the upcoming Superhero vs Superhero series from DC that starts with Batman vs Superman.
More articles on super-hero movies inspired from comic-books here:
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- Top 10 DC Comics Movies
- 6 Upcoming Marvel Movies
- Top 10 Marvel Movies
As well as porn parody articles:
What’s amazing about Porn Parodies is that they’re usually very dedicated to their costumes, coming really close to what Comic Books portrayed their characters and sometimes even closer than the big budget movies we aforementioned.
We’ve decided to choose the 10 best superhero costumes from porn parodies and see how they fared against their mainstream counterparts.
10. Groin from Guardians of the Galaxy
Yes, you’ve read it right. There’s a porn parody of the Guardians of the Galaxy where perhaps the most beloved character in the movie, Groot, has been rebooted as Groin.
Groin is the Universe’s largest living dildo and his catchphrase is “I am Groin”. Sound familiar? They even changed the final scene from the Guardians of the Galaxy – SPOILERS – to one when Groin embraces everyone in a protective shield of cum.
Other characters in the movie have been named: Crax the Dickstroyer (from original Drax the Destroyer), Gamwhora (from original Gamora) – daughter of Thanus, Rocket Raccooch (original Rocket Raccoon) and last but not least, the man of the hour, Star Load (original nickname – Star Lord).
What can we say other than Wood Rocket studios have outdone themselves and this movie is a must-watch! If not for the sex, then for the amount of effort they’ve put into altering the script to have porn cliché’s inside.
9. Spiderman from Superman Vs. Spiderman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
This costume is amaaazing! Apart from the X on his chest, which most likely denotes the XXX status of the movie, the costume is spot-on, just like in the comics.
Spiderman is played by Xander Corvus, a very well-known pornstar. Throughout the movie, he removes his mask and resembles in some way Peter Parker.
What we’d like to mention is that there’s another amazing costume in this parody, the one of Black Cat – played by Jazy Berlin. The white hair, black costume and gigantic tits are a treat for the eyes of comic book fans. Another high-profile name to mention in this movie is Alexis Texas who’s playing the role of Eve Teschmacher.
8. Scarlet Witch from Avengers XXX
Dani Cole is playing the probability mutant, Scarlet Witch. What we loved the most about this character is the dedication towards the original costume in the comics. Although it may look cheap at the first sight, it actually comes pretty close to the comics.
The costume is in a lot of ways better than what we’ve been shown in Avengers: Age of Ultron where Elizabeth Olsen didn’t wear a costume at all.
Punch-line from the Avengers XXX is that Scarlet Witch can make anything happen if she can concentrate high enough. Well, long story short, it led to Scarlet pussy licking Ms. Marvel after which they enjoyed a quality lesbian time together.
7. Wolverine from Wolverine XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
We need more of Axel Braun’s movies. No, honestly we do, since this is the only movie where we can actually see Wolverine in the original yellow costume as well as the mask he was in every comic and X-men animation.
Claws are pretty realistic, as well as many violent scenes where it looks like Logan just impaled someone.
Also, the voice is pretty close to Hugh Jackman’s interpretation. How about for the next X-Men movie they borrow the costume from the Vivid studios? Now that would be awesome!
Tommy Gunn is playing the infamous Wolverine and for avid X-Men fans, there’s actually a scene when Wolverine is fucking Jean Grey. Although Jean Grey’s costume is not that good, the sucking and fucking really is!
There are other high-profile names in this movie, such as: Asa Akira (playing Mariko), Allie Haze (playing Rogue), Andy San Dimas (playing Jean Grey) and Evan Stone (playing Sabertooth) which we recognized from another porn parody we’ve previously written about, This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX.
6. Rogue from X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Another parody from Axel Braun, another long-awaited costume delivered.
This time it’s about Rogue (played by Allie Haze), which we wanted to see in her classic yellow and green costume for a long time. Everything is perfect about this costume, respecting the comics exactly.
Rogue’s sex scene in this porn parody is alongside Emma Frost (played by Jeanie Marie Sullivan) and Magneto (played by Tom Byron). The two superheroes take care of Magneto’s thick and big cock together, until they made sure the Brotherhood’s leader cummed.
Of course, since this was an X-Men Porn Parody, the earlier-mentioned Wolverine couldn’t have missed and he’s played by Tommy Gunn again, delivering a pretty satisfying performance in his sex scene with Polaris (played by Chanel Preston).
5. Captain America from Captain America XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
The shield, the costume, the face of Captain America, everything resembles the comics. Not to say that the Avengers movies or the Captain America recent movies have done a bad job. In fact we could say they did a better job than this Porn Parody.
But they don’t have scenes where Steve Rogers (or Captain America), played by Aaron Wilcox, is eating out and then fucking a hot blonde USO girl, played by Britney Amber, right?
Sadly, this is the only sex scene with Captain America in the whole movie, but we have two reasons to not get too sad about this:
- There’s a sex scene with Phoenix Marie (who is playing Sharon Carter and is having sex with Batroc)
- And there’s another sex scene with Kleio Valentien (playing Diamondback and is fucked by two guys, Quicksilver and Falcon) we’re pretty satisfied
4. Wonder Woman from Batman v Superman XXX – An Axel Braun Parody
The recently released (in May 2015) Axel Braun parody of Batman v Superman is a feast for the eyes. Since their costumes were that good, they’ll be taking the first four spots on our toplist.
Wonder Woman’s costume is coming really close to the one in comics but more important is that Alison Tyler does a great job fitting the costume with her 36D gigantic boobs. In the movie you’ll be able to see Wonder Woman trying to make peace between the two superheroes – Batman and Superman, by pleasing both of them at the same time.
We enjoyed seeing Alison in the Wonder Woman role and think that her costume might actually be better than the Gal Gadot’s grim portrayal of Wonder Woman in the upcoming Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice movie.
3. Harley Quinn from Batman v Superman XXX – An Axel Braun Parody
Next on our list is Harley Quinn, the crazy girl. We believe everyone’s expecting the upcoming movie Suicide Squad where Margot Robbie is playing Harley Quinn but until then we have another blonde sex bomb to look for.
And that is Kleio Valentien. Although it doesn’t come as a surprise anymore, but Axel Braun did a spectacular job in picking the cast and the whole Wicked Pictures crew did amazing with the costumes.
Kleio, playing Harley Quinn, resembles so much with the original HQ character in the comics. Here’s what Kleio shared on Instagram, a photo of her costume compared with the costume that Harley was wearing in the hit game Injustice: Gods among Us:
Kleio Valentien as Harley Quinn comparison to Injustice: Gods Among Us game character
2. Batman from Batman v Superman XXX – An Axel Braun Parody
Usually it’s pretty hard to portray Batman, since his costume needs a lot of attention to details and he has a lot of gadgets. But the Wicked Pictures studio nailed it.
In this Axel Braun Parody of Batman v Superman, Giovanni Francesco is playing the role of Batman. And the costume he’s wearing is AMAZING! It’s a full-body armour with room only for his mouth and his…cock.
Not only his body-armor is amazing but his eyes glow mecha-style when he fights with Superman at one point in the movie. We have to hand it to them, they did a really fine job portraying Batman. We cannot wait anymore for the actual Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice movie to see if Ben Affleck’s Batman costume is better than Giovanni Francesco’s.
Also, you shouldn’t miss the scene where Batman is nailing Harley Quinn really hard. This must be his revenge on Joker for everything he’s done to him so far!
1. Superman from Batman v Superman XXX – An Axel Braun Parody
Although the costume’s changed a bit, by modifying the logo on Superman’s chest from an S to an X, the rest of the costume is really well-done and resembles the one in Man of Steel as well as what’s been previewed in the upcoming Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice movie.
Superman is played by porn actor Ryan Driller and he did a great job. Especially when he’s fucking Maxima (played by Britney Amber) or when he’s sharing Wonder Woman with Superman.
There were a lot of other great costumes in this porn parody, such as Catwoman or Poison Ivy but these four were the best, hands down.
Most of this cast can be seen in Man of Steel XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, where they followed the plotline in the actual Man of Steel movie. One difference would be that Kimberly Kane played Wonder Woman in the Man of Steel parody, whereas in the Batman v Superman parody Alison Tyler is playing her.
