Wait, wait, wait, wait. HOLD THE PHONE! You mean to tell me that this girl is 1996 generation? Troublesome ’96? How could I possibly believe this? There’s not a single indicator to point out that she isn’t a MILF goddess who was idle in the industry for 15 years! Fellow Samaritans would’ve back me up on this one! Lana was a born Chicagoan (looked it up, it’s a true demonym), on the certificate it says September 6th, 1996. Her family had a profound Czechoslovakian descent, which she, of course, inherited. Maybe those Slavic genes have a great influence on… deceiving people into thinking that you’re younger! I’m still shocked, the…