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10 Best Superhero Porn Parody Costumes 10th-7th

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10. Groin from Gnardians of the Galaxy

Gnardians of the Galaxy

Yes, you’ve read it right. There’s a porn parody of the Guardians of the Galaxy where perhaps the most beloved character in the movie, Groot, has been rebooted as Groin.

Groin is the Universe’s largest living dildo and his catchphrase is “I am Groin”. Sound familiar? They even changed the final scene from the Guardians of the Galaxy – SPOILERS – to one when Groin embraces everyone in a protective shield of cum.

Other characters in the move have been named: Crax the Dickstroyer (from original Drax the Destroyer), Gamwhora (from original Gamora) – daughter of Thanus, Rocket Raccooch (original Rocket Raccoon) and last but not least, the man of the hour, Star Load (original nickname – Star Lord).

What can we say other than Wood Rocket studios have outdone themselves and this movie is a must-watch! If not for the sex, then for the amount of effort they’ve put into altering the script to have porn cliché’s inside.


9. Spiderman from Superman Vs. Spiderman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Superman Vs. Spiderman XXX porn parody

This costume is amaaazing! Apart from the X on his chest, which most likely denotes the XXX status of the movie, the costume is spot-on, just like in the comics.

Spiderman is played by Xander Corvus, a very well-known pornstar. Throughout the movie he removes his mask and resembles in some way Peter Parker.

What we’d like to mention is that there’s another amazing costume in this parody, the one of Black Cat – played by Jazy Berlin. The white hair, black costume and gigantic tits are a treat for the eyes of comic book fans. Another high-profile name to mention in this movie is Alexis Texas who’s playing the role of Eve Teschmacher.


8. Scarlet Witch from Avengers XXX

Scarlet Witch, porn parody

Dani Cole is playing the probability mutant, Scarlet Witch. What we loved the most about this character is the dedication towards the original costume in the comics. Although it may look cheap at the first sight, it actually comes pretty close to the comics.

The costume is in a lot of ways better than what we’ve been shown in Avengers: Age of Ultron where Elizabeth Olsen didn’t wore a costume at all.

Punch-line from the Avengers XXX is that Scarlet Witch can make anything happen if she can concentrate high enough. Well, long story short, it led to Scarlet pussy licking Ms. Marvel after which they enjoyed a quality lesbian time together.


7. Wolverine from Wolverine XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Wolverine XXX

We need more of Axel Braun’s movies. No, honestly we do, since this is the only movie where we can actually see Wolverine in the original yellow costume as well as the mask he was in every comic and X-men animation.

Claws are pretty realistic, as well as many violent scenes where it looks like Logan just impaled someone.

Also, the voice is pretty close to Hugh Jackman’s interpretation. How about for the next X-Men movie they borrow the costume from the Vivid studios? Now that would be awesome!

Tommy Gunn is playing the infamous Wolverine and for avid X-Men fans, there’s actually a scene when Wolverine is fucking Jean Grey. Although Jean Grey’s costume is not that good, the sucking and fucking is!

There are other high-profile names in this movie, such as: Asa Akira (playing Mariko), Allie Haze (playing Rogue), Andy San Dimas (playing Jean Grey) and Evan Stone (playing Sabertooth) which we recognized from another porn parody we’ve previously written about, This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX.


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