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Reality Kings Top 14 Porn Sites

posted by Benjamin Sobrieczki

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o harder times have stricken than this latest period when I have to drop out half of the Reality Kings prefined porn sites, choose about a dozen best of the best and place them in a top list! See what you made me do, what you made me with your overage of responsibilities!

Who knows how much broken hearts I’ve caused by not introducing someone’s favorable site, or even why did I grade it so rigorously that it didn’t even make to the extended list of 14 sites! So, about the list.

Since the whole Reality Kings archive on Porn Codex consists of 23 sites in total, implying that, if I used the same logic and methodology just like with the previous sites which do have a lot less publicity and public approval, then I’m literally, bond to the letter, spitting at the Reality Kings’ smooth face.reality-kings-porn-network

I had to settle for a compromise, and since I’m my own consultant, I had a sitdown with myself, and told me: ‘That’s it, new measures are being deployed! It’s enough that I discarded almost ten of them, I won’t lose any single unit again!’ I’ve got the ambitions as a general, and I’m unstoppable! I’m the type of a commander who won’t let anyone down, so I inflated the room space for 2 sites extra, one of which is quite special, and sincerely, leaving it at 13 is a bit jinxing it completely and obviously.

14 was the fair limit and I’m just going to suppress some digressions which I tend to make quite often and briefly explain what’s the site about, and whatever the circumstances, you’re always free to check out the full review if your desires give you the urge to feed your soul with my soul food writing. Everybody is welcome here! Let the brawl between brothers start, no dirty play!


14. Dick Dorm

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aybe the title is already a bit too suggestive, but you got to know what this is all about. It’s necessary to cover material for all the groups of people, and that involves the gay community that watches this, which I’m respectful of. The thing is, I haven’t ranked this site so low like limbo, ’cause of the things that don’t fire me away, but it’s because it’s way too poor in content.

Don’t consider me as an evil lobbyist, I just want to make everyone happy. I won’t justify myself to you, this is my thing, plus, I did add 2 extra porn sites on top of a regular dozen so that I make matters even, promoting equity as my ideal.

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13. First Time Auditions

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h no! Here comes the unlucky 13th, just like any other month that starts with a Sunday, a mandatory condition for that month to have a Friday the 13th! Look it up, I checked it on some lame pages or groups on Facebook, and yes I still use that social network, you should too.

See, without my drastic countermeasures used as the counterweight to my own conducted measures, we wouldn’t be seeing this gold anywhere! First Time Auditions features babe we haven’t seen before in action, and don’t take my words for granted, check out the full review provided with clear evidence that these girls were nowhere to be found someplace else!

Congrats to Reality Kings for keeping their word and making such a fantastic site, and in the other hand, for my depreciation of it by placing it 2nd, counted from the bottom of the ledger, of course.

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12. GF Revenge

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slight drawback comparing the quantity aspect, however, a compensation towards the quality surely made GF Revenge perform better than First Time Auditions. Speaking of the name, Reality Kings couldn’t have made their titles any clearer than this, so suppose to see some mad girlfriends, over their boyfriends obviously, cheating them like hostile support!

I liked the outlook of the site in general, and I’m quite satisfied with its overall performance, not paying attention to the rating in percentages. Numbers are just some approximate measurements which can be tossed anytime if I please that is since I am the one that even made the whole rating system silly!

Nevertheless, GF Revenge stacks bitchy girls that got irritated and simply wanted to place a full stop to their unstable relationships, by getting screwed by a longer screwdriver!

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11. Captain Stabbin

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oah, when I remember those good times when I just found about Captain Stabbin, never heard of him before that time. First off, I chuckled a bit at the thought of the funny, yet catchy name, and I just knew it’s going to be a rocketship of a porn site! And it was! To tell you the truth, I’m still not quite sure why is it called like that.

Captain definitely stands for captains of the ships, chiefs in charge of their yachts, where they fancy to bring girls in and turn it into a complete pleasure dome that floats! ‘Stabbin’ ” is probably because of the movement he does and the damage he inflicts to girls’ uterus with their long swords.

An interesting fact is that most of the lead actors, males, are bald headed brutes that simply only care about their yacht and their dick getting soaked in water, and we’re certainly not talking about the ocean!

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10. Euro Sex Parties

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magine an orgy pool consisted of a bunch of people, which don’t even check with what are they having sexual intercourse with, as long as it’s alive and moving healthy. Now, open your eyes, because your power of will created such thing, and Reality Kings is the endorser of it.

For the people living overseas (from Europe’s perspective), it’s tough to even to imagine such a craze going on somewhere, but the wacky Europeans wouldn’t be ancient folks if they haven’t got the strength to push something odd to see the light!

There you go, a load of famous porn stars can be seen here, and not only seen casually, but actresses being blown away by giant dicks in a dark nightclub, where a dick crane is lifting them to levitate beyond thread, defying gravity! This is some kinky shit if you take a closer, deeper look!

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9. Money Talks

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typical example of what the true power of the Honorable States of American Dollar is. Not some Japanese innovation to screw around with people across the globe, by creating and spreading the use of a base coin, money laundry without even seeing the cash in the first place! Just kidding, keep investing in this bitch, my dudes!

Anyway, the girls expressly have an affection to cash, and who doesn’t, your beauty surely does not directly buy in those vouchers you call bills unless a Reality Kings agent swings by and tells you how he’ll give you cash if he films you sucking his groinal area sack droppings.

Prepare to kiss those balls, but don’t give in just yet, until you consent and agree to a firm price so that both parties are in a win-win situation. All-in-all, if this occurs at any point in your life and the word is about Reality Kings, look stable and with a powerful character, until you finally ka-ching that thing and go away pocketful of gold!

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8. Mike’s Apartment

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t first thought I had in mind something similar to Mike Adriano’s studio, then I remembered, that it’s only an Evil Angel thing that Mike. Secondly, I thought then that it’s about one single apartment where the sodomy happens, but it turns out that I am completely left bewildered and I have no clue up to this day what is this all about.

All I know that the videos here are sleek, there are lots of them who are diverse one to another, so that’s why I couldn’t come up with a decent, inductive conclusion that can generally apply to each movie. I’m offering you a task for you to do the homework and hit me up if it’s a positive answer to any one of my theories in the full review linked below.

Great thing is that this site updates, has amazing girls, high-quality material with high-quality equipment and catch all those details for them to stream later atom by atom, so I really don’t have a reasonable remark on the site, except that I’m just stupid and can’t understand the true meaning of the phrase ‘Mike’s Apartment’!

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7. Monster Curves

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ome Slavic languages can get you in a tangle right now, because their word etymology of pronouncing ‘Curves’ mostly resembles whores, like ‘Kurwa’ in Polish. So, were you a tipsy Russian or just a casual from Eastern Europe, you’d probably think that this is about Monster Whores! And yes, this isn’t far away from the real truth, quite likely, it fits better than Curves!

Whores do have curves, but curves do not necessarily need whores as a partner, so let this logic implement in your brain. You fancy a shag, love? Well, shags are all over the place, and Brits do know what that means, oh yeah!

The main reason why this site isn’t in the top 3, remains the same for the majority of the porn sites placed below than expected. If I were a God, I’d give them all a part of the throne, however, there’s only one reigning, valid king. Except for the Reality Kings, where there are multiple, but that’s not the case here. THE LACK OF VIDEOS. THAT’S THE COMMON PROBLEM!

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6. In The VIP

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had a blast down at ‘In The VIP’, cause I felt the witnessed the heftiness of becoming world famous and rich, experience lasting an insignificant period of time, because it just ended too soon, as the video minutes limited my pleasure. Shrugging my shoulders like nothing happened, a gesture of unwillingly forgiving RK for the caused rollercoaster emotions, I strive to move forward.

But before that, a slight throwback to this site. For such an exclusive porn site, I really admire that they have lots of material in it, more than you’ll normally expect, haha, ‘normally’, like after all the pain you got through by looking at a heap of rubbles that you call a porn site. In The VIP brought hope back, and I’m very happy that this exists.

It’s not that common as it looks, it has a soft touch of originality, and it certainly is enough to make a contagious porn site which you’ll eventually go back to and pray for more videos to come up and show with the schemed updates.

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5. We Live Together

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umber 14th was a generosity of mine, and now for the other half of the homos to accept me as their… tolerator? Well, don’t know the fuck am I, but it seems that I’m way too kind and tender reactor. Better this than a senseless juggernaut who only wants brutal, hardcore porn featuring beasts fucking their beauties and tearing their small tight pussies to pieces, shattering it all like the boulevard of broken dreams.

We Live Together is a full lesbian title, and I hope you saw the models listed here, because you will like it from head to shoulder, or speaking code and software, from the header to the footer! A pleasing site layout, beautiful lesbians who are top class porn stars which you probably have heard of, and if not, then you must be deaf, hehe, get it?

Forget it. The clique is passed like a torch at the Olympic games, and it’s been too long that porn hasn’t yet been claimed as a sport, hence participating in the OG. Maybe sometimes in the future, we’re going to see Abby Cross, Jayden James or tootz like those performing better than world-class athletes of these days! We Live Together is A SITE FOR SORE EYES! I’m in a friendly role!

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4. MILF Hunter

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he top 3 is closing in, and this is the best site, after these 3, which deserves a huge round of applause, ladies, and gentlemen! MILF Hunter and MILF Next Door were tough contenders, so tough that MILF Next Door completely was off the mark and hasn’t even rebounded at the bottom of the league table.

However, it’s all thanks to the quantity of content, which dug a grave deep enough so that we completely forget that the counterpart of MILF Hunter exists. Anyway, we won’t cry over spilled milk, we’re gonna move on and salute MILF Hunter’s brother as it was our own, of our own blood flowing through his coded veins.

MILF Hunter obliges to have a perfect team consisted of perfect MILFs, so it’s mandatory that you’ll see one of the most popular, most beautiful, and most jizzed on faces of the entire porn world, so what are you waiting for! Go, go, go! Offers are limited, New Year’s will pass within a blink of an eye! Go read the full review and scatter along to get that prize – subscription!

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3. Big Naturals

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won’t be yours if I weren’t to put my personal favorite in the top three! If some of you newbies didn’t get to know me better, I am a huge fan of big tits, and I’ll place them beyond anything you call the shots on, however, I managed to stay correct as I can be, and placed it 3rd, finally.

Well, mostly because they didn’t have the desired amount of videos I ever wanted, and that’s infinite amounts of everything! I know, I know, infinity isn’t a number, but let’s just say that X approaches infinity, and that’ll be already superb. Seems like they place a limit a long time ago, and by the looks of things, it’s converging to a finite number instead.

But man oh man, did you see the pair of knockers each of the babes carry! As a thoughtful man, loving and caring, I immediately worried about their burdened backs, well, after I finished with my BIGGEST WANK OF ALL TIME, as I finally started up my brain, since the blood outflowed my dick.

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2. Street Blowjobs

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t’s been a huge surprise to see such an ‘amateuristically’ (I’m sagging so much I thought of a word of my own craft technology) named site shoot for the stars, but these are all strict and scientific analysis which said that it deserved the 2nd spot. First of all, the site has a load of content and is rich in material, and that’s just enough of gunpowder to cause explosions in my system!

Second of all, it’s because of the difficulty filming these requiring porn sites, that take place in the wild or somewhere in public. So it limits both of the videos and both of the volunteering models which accept to film such stunts like these.

Against all odds, the site has a more than a proposed number of videos, and the models not only that are their number is moderate, almost outnumbering some other porn sites, but they’re all gorgeous like fallen angels from the sky! Plus, the dick sucking maneuver is irreplaceable. Their lips are dick-suckable as fuck!

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1. Round and Brown

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e are number one! The notoriously addressed porn sites from my side, a sketchy name of the site which just lacks the noun, because it confuses a maximally perverted brain like mine is, so I’ll twist the story and bend it to my own will, me causing chaos on the domains of Porn Codex and other affiliate sites.

It’s not about what you think it is, it’s pure Ebony contained in one site, and as I said in the full review, the majority of the whole RK burden is located here. Like Uncle Ben said, with great power comes great responsibility, so RK is obliged to keep this site updated and locked and loaded.

These aren’t girls these are goddesses. This isn’t a site this is a masterpiece. These aren’t videos this is an alternate route of a life form. This isn’t Reality Kings, this is Round and Brown, a completely separated artwork, which has everything a casual buyer just like we are wants from his favorite single most porn site! I hope I enlightened you with my wisdom! Stay true to you, guys!

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