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The 5 Best Blowjob Porn Sites in 2018

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ou’d be wondering why am I converging back to a couple of years ago on the timeline, when I was viewed by thousands, regardless of the temporary names for articles, quite generic top lists, but quite attractive for the crowd.

I’m thinking of similar concepts like that, learning from my past and using it today, so that I get credit and eventually, my rep back! I’m not living out my outdated glory, on the contrary, I’m just mimicking the headlines, with huge amendments in the essence of the top list. It’s not BJ porn like it was in 2016.blowjob-ninjas-porn-videos

Two years from then, technology improved, and so do women’s desires and lusts exceeded the bounds they were within the borders. No signs of neglect or abuse on the behalf of those prior articles, and once I switched to plotting more complex ones, people just wandered off like Sex Top didn’t even exist!

That’s why I’m recalling the devil, and his undergoing return will bring me fame and he’ll fill the road to the riches with pavement! This is wading the goodness in order to get something materialistic, however, it’s a neat feeling which you get when your preceded actions made you an icon!

It’s the rebirth, the resurrection, and I brought you goodies, not much, but just to feed those hungry eyes of yours, hungrier then ever, you’ll just devour these 5 porn sites that I’ve been searching for months and months, contemplating whether or not shall I share my scientific discoveries with you, since I kept repeating myself that I hate repeating myself.

Ironic, but a valid point. A peculiar type of article, one thing changed for sure, and that’s the prolonged intro, I was way too simple back then, because I only wrote about how hoes been sucking dick so deep into their throats, that I couldn’t concur with myself where to place it, in the blowjob or deepthroat section?!

The babes are way sexier, way better, blowjob skills went beyond then hellish, they suck and drool by the dick like it’s a tasty sausage – the final meal before their execution by death sentence – however, their death sentence is a guy’s warm cum all over their face, if they suck it right in the first place that is!

Whores have enchanted themselves, and it’s time for us to follow through with the uppercut and swing our strong arms to fend for ourselves! However, no physical harm will be done, only backfiring by this Top 5 Blowjob article which we, team Sex Top Lists, have exclusively forged for you. I know you’ve been eager and greedy for more ever since the last time! Swallow these next 5 dicks in bundles down below!!!

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5. POV Blowjobs – Evil Angel

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his has to be the ickiest and yuckiest porn production house ever! Evil Angel forevermore knew what will turn people on, and not in a classic way but in the most questionable and greasiest one! Using this as for instance, it’s POV Action, however, I’m not quite sure from whose point of view is it, since the majority of scenes here are gangbangs and you can literally place the GoPro.

Another sign of brutality against women by Evil Angel’s part is that literally, every featured picture of a scene in the entry page are babes that are fully covered in cum, that I’m still scratching my head how on Earth are they able to breathe while spermatozoids are streaming through their nostrils like boogers!

The wallpaper in the background is more girls with more cum, and this is more of a bukkake site than a blowjob, but that’s impossible since the mathematical implication from the side ‘bukkake’ labeled as ‘BU’ acquires ‘blowjob’ labeled as ‘BJ’ to occur first. So, not only that POV Blowjobs is a hardcore Blowjob porn site, it has everything related to the dick and the girl’s mouth, pussy, and tits!

I cannot remember the last time when Evil Angel disappointed me – oh yeah – it never did actually happen! Just another gruesome and disgust-crammed porn site, they might as well are unable to create something that does differ from others!

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4. Ferame

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m, were we here before? It rings my bell badly that this is the Japanese porn site conundrum which I took days to crack what does it stand for since ‘Ferame’ is to this date quite obscure to me. However, I still acknowledge that it has to do something with blowjobs, Japanese girls, hairy balls, small cocks and some other unnotable descriptions.

It happens from time to time that I don’t see a squinted eye long-hair, but some caucasian chick and Ferame thought they could fool us, lucky them but we overthink it three moves ahead! Get it, a HEAD? Three heads? Tips of the penile area? Anyone? Ah, forget it. This site is as expensive a porn site can get, 40 bucks for a month-worth membership? Please!

I mean, these are Asians we’re talking about and they do suck dick like they’re being molested by their partners and all, but really, my dick says yes and my wallet and brain say no! So it’s two against one and by the democratic rules of authority which we live on can rule out the necessity to buy this!

However, the 3 days trial period is only $1 and I can’t figure out what marketing stunt they wanted to pull out from this? Oh, it seems like the annual membership is standard, that explains it. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I feature you Ferame – the EW porn site of the industry!

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3. Street Blowjobs

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his bulge diverts from the previous two we had, because there’s another added element, and as a hint, I’ll hand it to you that it was a close-call to become an ANAL-BLOWJOB hybrid. Remember – CLOSE CALL, not realized and brought to light. Obviously, it reminds us of some schemes we encountered in the past, and that’s all thanks to the Reality Kings production company!

Yep, Street Blowjobs is the butterfat they collected from our obese bodies and they made a blowjob-themed porn site that’s not riggedly eating dicks, but sticking it in the pussy when the darker ages appear, and the dick needs to shelter from the bad. They compensated that misconduct by adding facials as the ending part, just when you reach your very own climax and clear out your thoughts from the brain that you forget what you even watched.

The screenplay and scenarios are a bit odd, some girls running purpose-less errands and stumbling on fuckers by accident who want to use them as fuck toy/sex objects, and they comply since they are for no better than that! The other thing is, we are free to deliberately redefine ‘car-pool’ because the car porn here is fantastic!

It’s only two people inside, but they make so much room in the wagon that you can pump water in it and mark it as a private property pool! It’s so depreciating when you see a girl’s face up on a guy’s cock, going balls deep with the steering wheel right next to her skull! This site is a major resistance to feminism movements!

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2. Big Mouthfuls

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ellow spectators, we finally passed the adversity which struck our porn lives, all due to this site, Big Mouthfuls, which CAME in like a savior, messiah, to change the authoritarian reigning of the big fish we always tend to promote. Since Big Mouthfuls are an underrated outsider, they had to stick out video descriptions per thumbnail, video duration, some sexy images which circulate, etc.

The design is innovative since I got tired of the same old same old. The content appears to be great since we’ve been warmly welcomed by the foxy mamma with cum running down her mouth and passing through the tunnel which her tits formed once squeezed on one another. As I was scrolling down, so did the videos become older and older – the latest one was updated in 2009!

Depending on the quality, it looks like this video make a great breakthrough, however without effort, since the site was intangible for an incomplete decade! Now judging by the same quality, I would have never said that the videos are older than 5 years! How come the quality was so good back then, but Naughty America had hideous resolutions then?

So many questions popped out, but so little time to distribute and allocate someplace else which isn’t Big Mouthful. This isn’t only the number 2 ranked porn site, but an indicator that I’ve missed out on this cock sluts a couple of times. Serves me right, lesson learned. Will someone make contact with them so that they can continue on with the production? Thank you.

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1. Blowjob Ninjas

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feel generous today, and I’m giving out top spots like there is an unlimited supply of it! This finite attributes I’m prescribing will be misused against me, especially when these porn sites become conceited, it’s well enough that the price is roughly $25, since they had to entrail the market value given by other competitors, however, Blowjob Ninjas isn’t worth that much, honestly.

Let’s not be rude to the top spot, since I felt like it deserved the throne, now. The girls and the porn are quite unprecedented. I haven’t seen these bitches before, like they’re hired amateurs starring their own porn, with the license of Blowjob Ninjas. I saw something like that earlier, so it wouldn’t marvel my mind.

This is an example how even normal girls have slutty behavior and attitudes, which awakens, even more, when it comes to sex and pleasing their man, or agent, or whatever and whoever is filming this stuff. It’s POV, I’m not sure. There’s a quick paragraph written girly style beyond each featured image which expands from one end to another (of the screen). These texts seem like a style used back in 2008, and that totally gave out the years when this was produced.

The experience you get by watching this takes you to those intervals when vintage porn was a hit, then not, going on and off back and forth, until it got a legend which we’re all talking about. The way the girls are sucking dicks is like when you first received head, and there’s nothing to put a stop to your first experience because Blowjob Ninja sluts are there to relive your imagination! Worth a trial, to say the least. Drooly and cooly – Blowjob Ninjas paraphrased by replacing the two words.

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