Welcome, aboard, returning legend! You have made a right choice by picking this article to be your guide of the day. I’ll assure you have a nice stay, but if you may, I’m going to do the talking while you carefully listen, internet these days leaves its henchmen bewildered when they try to access sites on which they haven’t got permissions of personnel in jurisdiction over it.
That’s when I come in so that you don’t get lost in the broad, endless porn world. Feast or get feasted on – how the motto goes here. You’re one step away from buying a subscription to be part of what seems to be your new favorite porn network – then WHAM! Credit card has hit a gabarit minus almost like the temperatures in Alaska, of course, measured in rational degrees a la Celsius. YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED, FRIEND!
So, that’s why I’m here to stop you at your faulty tracks before you put your head in the bag and trade it for a heap of porn collection, which turns out to be a fraud ripping you off. That’s no case if you choose Hustler, the most reliable porn network in the whole world. They’re the ones with a huge tradition, and tradition always drags along quality that is totally accounted for.
I’ll be here just in case if you want those undisputed facts which are going to convince you, even more, why is Hustler a top pick when it comes to getting what you searched and wished for, what’s important. Hustler has a pile of ecstatic minion websites, that I was overwhelmed just as my computer when I opened all of my reviews on it to check again what does the very website support in terms of pornology.
At first, I was going to extract just 6 best of the best porn sites, however, it was impossible. Many of them parried the other with a slight advantage/disadvantage so I had to raise the cap by doubling it!
There are also some other sites that haven’t been included but are still worth your time, however, these are 12 which you’ll never mistake for something else, they simply score to the mere marrow of what you’re looking in a porn site, picky guy! Enjoy.
If your new to this, remember that these are summaries of the reviews which are all linked below the respective porn site title.
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12. Barely Legal
This is my personal choice of my own likings. The reason why I induced the cap to exactly 12 is this. Next to Anal Hookers, which comes right next after. It had an overall rating of 88,5 while the other had 88,6, but these two were way too precious for me to write-off and throw away, so I think I did a great thing.
It caught my eye just because I have never seen girls this young be so damn pretty! I BARELY feel like an old dirtbag even though I’m just a little bit older than the average girl here, but we’re talking about 18 and doing stunts like she’s a porn veteran! The cutest possible girls who are as seductive as your next-door MILF!
On top of all that I said, I exclusively love natural girls, which they pretty much are and that’s praiseworthy. Don’t know where Hustler mined for these girls, but it seems that it’s more likely that they’re from outer space than those diamonds in the dirt! Diamonds are filthy, but these girls are clean as fuck!
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11. Anal Hookers
Reason number two why a convict like me committed such crime, that’s perceived as an intolerant act for a compatible critic and reviewer as serious as I am! Before you move onto accusing me of other vile stuff I did to you, let’s just say that I was forced to do so. The trick is more than obvious! My loyal followers are fully aware that Anal is my thing!
NO! NOT LIKE THAT, PUT THAT MONSTER BACK IN! What I meant was, my favorite porn category is Anal, however, Hustler’s Anal Hookers hadn’t quite shown itself in a good light in the sense of conducting their concept through an idea to existence. I felt generous enough to rate it immediately a 100%, however, I was just a tiny bit of disappointed so I dropped the rating for an outrageous (for some), 85%.
They had me just like that and double-crossed me like it was nothing. Why? Because of that disgusting platform design which I yapped over and over, so repetitively that the keys which spell ‘platform’ on my computer have diminished. As for the essence and models – no comment on that one. There are no better performers than Anal performers. Enough said.
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10. VCA XXX
If I was given the chance to describe why VCA XXX came in as tenth, I’d immediately shorten out my long story along these lines: The name is too odd. What does the V, the C, and the A stand for – I still am in the conundrum. I’m trying to figure it out on my own, testing my boundaries of limitless thinking, but either the name is too stupid, or am I.
Let’s attempt to untangle this together. Okay, the V must stand for Vintage, although it’s too obvious, since it’s a vintage site, it just has to have one of those fancy stale phrases from the past! The C must stand for Classics even though their logo says Classics right after VCA. So, what they intended to do with the name – I’m not sure.
Look on the bright side, because, however, the name sounded confusing, the porn site is absolutely as much entertaining, on the positive note. The babes are really convincing that they’re from those days when jazz music dominated the genre, and when classy women were above all other. Simply priceless period reconstructed in a minimalistic site like VCA XXX, yet so effective!
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9. Hometown Girls
Right after comes along a site which name sounds horribly wrong when you say it out loud. Or it’s just my pre-conceived notion that’s totally wrongfully acquired at all bases. Hometown Girls exaggeratedly reminds me of the Southern yell when you try to recall your girl back to an ordinary Alaba home, who is leaving the front porch through the wire-strapped gate.
I keep picturing this in my head, and I just can’t get it out of it. However, I don’t attach negativity to its meaning, rather it’s likable. Makes me want to visit the site if I somehow get these strange dialects back in my head, all of a sudden.
This site would’ve escalated to a top 3 place, however, the concept wasn’t brought to life the way it wasn’t meant to be. Of course, the first letter of the perpetrator’s name begins with P and ends with M. Remember what I thought you before. A site’s layout holds the strength to destroy the whole picture of itself. And this one did, unfortunately. Other than that – outstanding quality of porn, a visual orgasm!
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8. Hustler’s Lesbians
Coming up next are the Hustler’s Lesbians, and this is a warming surprise that literally a gay site reaches the top by climbing the porn ladder, marked by Hustler. It’s something in these porn sites with the prefix Hustler’s in it, they’re better than the rivalry rest.
Girls at HL are just irresistible. Such asses and tits, and body figures, and shapes, and whatever you thought of in a girl – its something that you don’t see every day, not in a year, maybe. Those curves are irreplaceable! Once you lay your eyes on one of these vixens, there’s no way you’ll fall in love with a girl of your vicinity.
Even though these girls aren’t as real as they appear, at least for us, since the probability that you’ll somehow get in a contact with alike models is equal to zero, you have the consolation in the vast amount of videos found on this site, so you’re somewhat able to consort with them virtually. The whole credit goes to the modern era which is responsible for your pleasure!
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7. Busty Babes
Okay, this is now getting ridiculous, right? I keep placing high up those porn sites which I find to be awesome, and that’s a completely biased of me to do. Like, the world doesn’t spin around me as a center, right? Lay off, will ya? I know how to get to your minds guys, I get my spiritual disguise as a random porn user (which is everyone) and I ask my ouija board what shall I place next.
The letter construction has spoken, and I only need two capital B’s to initiate the #7 on my rankings list. WAIT JUST ONE SECOND??? IT’S BUSTY BEAUTIES, not Busty Babes! Have I been fooled or this Mandela effect is destroying my realities? Which universe am I located in now? Darn. I’ll leave the title as it is so that this also comes to your mind when you’re searching for a membership. Don’t even trust yourselves, guys, not anymore.
Anyway, even though this site has a platform design, it still managed to rank high up on my list. You know how rigorous am I with the site design, however, the other two parts I rated have pulled it out from the dirt to the fabulous 7th spot.
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6. Sorority Sluts
I felt a bit scared again when I googled Sorority Sluts, without a matching result. I momentarily had enough of it, of the internet constantly fooling me around with its cheap jokes, keeping porn away from me or something evil like that. Would you believe that? Last time I checked I wasn’t on a parent block.
Luckily, PornCodex distributes rightful links to the porn sites, so that third-party search engines don’t earn some cheap bucks of my own naiveness. Sorority Sluts it’s college-based, has lots of school uniforms involved, and lots of sex which logically comes along with.
The babes at Sorority Sluts are incredible and are incredibly prone to sluttery, however, they don’t regret sitting on that monster cock, not one bit! That stick plucks through their internal organs, I swear. Such tiny girls take on such graciously gifted men.
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5. Hometown Honeys
No, no, no, this is not the same porn site. No more confusion, I promise. However, I did warn you in the beginning that nothing regarding the internet has a warranty that you’ll play your way out of inevitable trouble.
The reason why Hometown Honeys is preferred rather than Hometown Girls isn’t because of the very ‘halo-effect’ or put simply, what comes first as association when this syntagm is enunciated. The reason is simple as 1, 2, 3. It has its own authentic domain, and it’s exclusive and deluxe as it can get, and it looks fantastic!
Everything else is also in place – the video number, their quality, and the model number, their quality just as well. I suppose this site got its name because of the honey that comes out of their fannies, which produce such matter with profusion. It’s sticky and icky, but as sweet as a Bee makes it!
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4. Hustler’s College Girls
Finally, my dream has come true. All overage of the appraisal of prolific College porn sites has seen its revelation, and has been placed number 4 in my ranking! How on this face of the Earth, have they done it – I do not know. I’m in charge of the reviews and my own ratings, and I still haven’t figured why a platform site has infiltrated the 1st class.
I’ll tell you why. 2900+ HD videos baby! There’s no standing up to this! I just had to add a couple of percents more to the site’s concept so that I’m able to list this one highly, and it has wholely deserved it. The design oughts to be bad, but they relived the good old College days just as I remember them, of course, some of the situations, like actual sex, is a bit dramatized.
Other than that, the third key element is the girls, and not only that they’re generally good-looking, beautiful, sexy, appealing, but they act like true professionals, and fit in the role of College girls just like I pictured them back in high school! I love this site!
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3. Tit World
Such a simple, but hilarious name to address your own title, Hustler. A fucking TIT! This is gold! What else is gold is this site in the inside. What really didn’t made a positive impact for a third-placed porn site is the video number, because you’d probably expect this one to have a larger amount than the last one, which is not the case.
This one has about 1500, but all is forgiven with the site’s design, the conduction of the original concept, carrying it into effect. Tits as big as the letter that comes after D, and I’m not talking about E, but something better and later of that letter. It’s DD! Seems like the people who made up bra cup sizes haven’t educated themselves to sing the alphabet, so they used the means which were available.
However, if they want to continue on with bigger measurement, it looks like they have to add more letters to the alphabet, or move on to the Greek version, where alpha is the biggest after z and the smallest to Omega! TRANSLATIONS: TITS ON TIT WORLD ARE AMAZINGLY HUGE, THAT THERE IS NO OTHER TO WITHSTAND THAT TYPE OF PRESSURE AND COMPLEX THEY GIVE, even to guys, like God himself gifted them the crown of chosen ones!
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2. Hustler HD
We’re closing in on the last known direction of where the first one fled, but lookie what we got here, number two on the blacklist! You just had it coming, that Hustler will fully reward the site with the most similar name to the network, the best EVERYTHING there is in their inventory.
What would have happened if you were seeking Hustler’s Network like I did, and came across this, let’s say, a hypothetically worse version of Hustler HD than this? As an average person, you’d think that this is it, and you would be disappointed in Hustler Network since you always thought they were good guys.
But, with 2500+ HD videos, 2850+ image sets and 1850+ models on their MINION site, they’re able to leave a great impression, even if a laic like an average person stumbles onto this by accident, thinking that this is Hustler Network. Good job, Hustler, I’ve been called awake a long time ago!
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1. Hustler Mega Pass
There he is! The number one at a dead-end! No escaping the first spot, not for a long time, bucko! Honestly, this isn’t a site of our caliber, its bigger shell is unappropriated for our inadequate magazines, because, let’s put it this way. Imagine that Hustler is a huge pyramid. On the top, at the peak, lays the concerned Network, now, right below them is Mega Pass, which is a control site of what lies underneath.
Hustler Mega Pass features other porn sites at one place, keeping track of brand new updates of numerous of Hustler’s sites, which you’re fully granted to watch it on HMP, instead of being redirected to the video. Currently, the archive of this site stands at 12200+ X times more than you expected.
Other than that, there are 4630+ image sets of those porn sites, all placed in a chronological order. But wait, there is more. It’s even easier to download from Mega Pass than on the regular ones, and you, as a respected member, have full access. That means all of those 12 thousand videos are you’re for the taking. Enjoy the holiday supper by devouring your meat all thanks to Hustler Mega Pass!
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